Spoke Too Soon

Do my words have carbs in them? I hope not, because I am currently eating them, and that would be disastrous for the Adkins diet that I am practicing for the summer.

Bruh and I are broken up. And I am sure that I can say with certainty that this time it is FOR GOOD.

This doesn't really change a whole lot for this blog's status. I have no sex drive whatsoever right now. And I'm not dating the entire summer.

Have fun summertiming, friends.

Love,
The Sapphic Southern Belle