Good Girls Finish Last

Yesterday my good friend Bebop picked me up around 2PM to hang out at his house. Immediately upon arrival we got started on some vodka mixers. By three o'clock I was well into a state of drunkenness and continued drinking for the rest of the afternoon, night, and early morning hours, though I switched from vodka to Crown and Coke around 10 or so. A little list of my activities of the evening, gathered from my own vague recollections and the less cloudy renditions of other present parties:

- getting my tragus pierced
- showing up unannounced at Bruh's house
- recieving a hickey I do not remember
- fondling Polka's boobs repeatedly
- making out with Old Faithful
- making out with Clown Momma
- making out with Spectacles
- kissing/hugging/groping (not sure which?) OG
- "ejecting" myself from the sunroof of a car
- discussing literature with Spectacles with my hand down her shirt
- calling my grandmother and brother to tell them I love them
- determining a booty call code sentence with Pimpin
- waking up still extremely drunk

Uh.... I think I should take a nap. I had a very busy evening.