Introduction
Hello all! Welcome to my blog life. Here's a brief overview of what's going on with my life right now, which you'll hopefully be reading about in the future.
Old Faithful- The ex turned best friend who still claims to be in love with me. Not in contact with her at the moment due to the fact that extreme drama and warfare usually ensues upon us speaking.
Bruh- My current love interest. 100% stud. The sex is passionate and intense (though not always entirely satisfying) and is a reflection of our VERY love-hate relationship.
Guitar Hero- The straight girl I would marry if I had a chance. I haven't fallen for a straight girl since I was 13. She's obsessed with older men- MUCH older men. Specifically, much older, married musicians.
Clown Momma- A girl I am seeing on the side. She has a three year old son which sort of scares me. I love kids but I'm a bit young to already be dating mothers. Also, she was a professional clown until she got pregnant. Hence the name.
Shakesqueer- Another straight girl, one of my very best friends. We work together as servers at a fine dining bar downtown. She is also a self-proclaimed fag hag and is somehow always drawn to gay men, who she somehow always falls in love with. We've decided that she's a gay man in a straight woman's body.
Private Johnson- A man who is pursuing me with the might of the entire army he is enlisted in. I've told him that I don't think a guy will ever do it for me, but he seems determined to take me out and woo me. So far I've been resistant and the date has yet to happen. Also, he's being deployed to Iraq in about a month and a half.
Professor Jones- The only other man involved in my life in a semiromantic fashion. He was my psychology teacher in highschool and we had an affair which continued a few months after I graduated, until he got married. He still comes to visit, buy me things, etc. I'm very fond of him though not attracted to him. My sugar daddy.
Lovedrug- My roommate for next year. She's been with a woman before but is currently identifying as mostly straight. She's a total nympho and a lot of fun. Don't know or love her as much as Shakesqueer or Guitar Hero yet, but I'm sure that we'll become fast friends over the course of the upcoming semesters.
Lotus- A very adorable and probably gay Asian girl. She's a virgin and is dying to jump someone's bones, if only to verify what she suspects as her sexual identity. Lovedrug is trying her hardest to get me to break her in, but I don't want to fuck up a perfectly good friendship.
So there are a few of the main players on my stage at this point. Though as you'll see from the adventures I'll post, most of the time I'm the main player. Happy reading :)
Love,
The Sapphic Southern Belle
Old Faithful- The ex turned best friend who still claims to be in love with me. Not in contact with her at the moment due to the fact that extreme drama and warfare usually ensues upon us speaking.
Bruh- My current love interest. 100% stud. The sex is passionate and intense (though not always entirely satisfying) and is a reflection of our VERY love-hate relationship.
Guitar Hero- The straight girl I would marry if I had a chance. I haven't fallen for a straight girl since I was 13. She's obsessed with older men- MUCH older men. Specifically, much older, married musicians.
Clown Momma- A girl I am seeing on the side. She has a three year old son which sort of scares me. I love kids but I'm a bit young to already be dating mothers. Also, she was a professional clown until she got pregnant. Hence the name.
Shakesqueer- Another straight girl, one of my very best friends. We work together as servers at a fine dining bar downtown. She is also a self-proclaimed fag hag and is somehow always drawn to gay men, who she somehow always falls in love with. We've decided that she's a gay man in a straight woman's body.
Private Johnson- A man who is pursuing me with the might of the entire army he is enlisted in. I've told him that I don't think a guy will ever do it for me, but he seems determined to take me out and woo me. So far I've been resistant and the date has yet to happen. Also, he's being deployed to Iraq in about a month and a half.
Professor Jones- The only other man involved in my life in a semiromantic fashion. He was my psychology teacher in highschool and we had an affair which continued a few months after I graduated, until he got married. He still comes to visit, buy me things, etc. I'm very fond of him though not attracted to him. My sugar daddy.
Lovedrug- My roommate for next year. She's been with a woman before but is currently identifying as mostly straight. She's a total nympho and a lot of fun. Don't know or love her as much as Shakesqueer or Guitar Hero yet, but I'm sure that we'll become fast friends over the course of the upcoming semesters.
Lotus- A very adorable and probably gay Asian girl. She's a virgin and is dying to jump someone's bones, if only to verify what she suspects as her sexual identity. Lovedrug is trying her hardest to get me to break her in, but I don't want to fuck up a perfectly good friendship.
So there are a few of the main players on my stage at this point. Though as you'll see from the adventures I'll post, most of the time I'm the main player. Happy reading :)
Love,
The Sapphic Southern Belle
posted by sapphicsouth at
10:35 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home